Kimbo Slice Is Done

Now that Kimbo Slice is officially a complete and total joke, can we now move on to real fighters please? He should've lost his last fight versus James Thompson on May 31, and now he officially got knocked the fuck out by a guy nobody's ever heard of (Seth Petruzelli). A toe kick, a right hand, and then Kimbo's donezo.

Good riddance, you pathetic excuse for a fighter. You can't even make it one round without gasping for breath, Kimberly. Maybe you should lay off the steroids and run on the treadmill for a little bit, assuming you ever fight again after this.

Aside: This is also kind of the kiss of death for Elite XC, too. They're bleeding money like crazy, and their only draw not named Gina Carano getting knocked out is bad for business. That's why they protected him versus Thompson. Now? Buh-bye.

Posted 10/05/08 by Ron | Filed under: MMA

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Comments

Way to rile up the Sherdog zombies, Ron... You'll get half of them dying of laughter and the other half calling you a faggot and a racist Kimbo hater...

But the real comment. Something like this will do two things. One, the hype machine will get rolling again, and they'll feed him more tomato cans.

Two, one arrogant prick by the name of Jacob Christopher "Tito" Ortiz will be licking his lips at the chance to "rebuild" EliteXC at the expense of being its savior, because Kimbo didn't cut it.

In other words, get ready for more bleeding of the green, as he gets his own set of cans, because he's "legitimate."

Posted by Rich at 10/05/08 08:07:59

DONT think it was a knock out yes he got hit but it was not,,, i tko GET REAL THE REFF DIDNT WANT HIM TO GET UP

Posted by JORGE at 10/05/08 22:29:04

Why wouldn't the ref want Elite XC's only draw to get up?

Posted by Ron at 10/07/08 21:38:44

I have no idea who any of these people are, but I'm pretty sure that Slice fella was in Pirates Of The Caribbean. Or an Asterix comic.

Posted by Anthony at 10/09/08 04:57:01